Interview with the Last Living Slut 
Arv interviewed an Iranian groupie who just wrote a book called The Last Living Slut: Born in Iran, Bred Backstage
An excerpt:
My terrible, terrible band is actually going to the U.K. this summer for a tour. Do you have any advice for us or bands in general?
English girls are slutty, so I’d say it’s easy. You have your American accent. When you’re on stage, look out for any girls who are dressed slutty and that’s your sign. Afterward, go down to the bar, they’ll follow you. Just chat to them. Musicians have it really easy. They don’t have to try anything. Girls just line up and come after them, especially in England.
…And then this zinger question…
So Mötley Crüe, Avenged Sevenfold, Papa Roach, Buckcherry — do you ever wish you slept with better bands? Most of these bands aren’t very good.